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Now that is one sexy sandwich.

Dear Paris Hilton,
You are silly. I try to not think that you are stupid and I like to think that you are, indeed, some bit sophisticated. The thing is that some stories keep getting in my way

Like this one.

you left the key under the doormat? That is just asking for anyone to come and steal “£2million” [thats two-million-squigglies] in clothes.

Now i could see how you could argue that this is an elaborate attempt to catch the “Bling Ring Gang” but that would not explain why they got 5 grams of your cocaine.

Couldnt you have hid it under your bed with your porno mags?

Hope to hear from you soon,
long time fan,


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I love when sites do that….you know…. post for you.  Here it isn’t so bad because it gives you a glimpse of the layout . its a nice example of  what my posts will look like. It has a purpose. Unlike the thousands of different auto-posts on facebook. [i refuse to capitalize facebook]. facebook decides that if you look at one of your friend’s “Honesty Box” anonymous complaints about how you dress, it now will have the right to tell all your friends about it. Day after day. I personally love the Farmville requests everywhere I turn. anywho, i don’t need to rant and rave about it, we see it enough everyday as it is.