Dear Paris Hilton. Mastermind.

Posted on: February 6, 2010

Now that is one sexy sandwich.

Dear Paris Hilton,
You are silly. I try to not think that you are stupid and I like to think that you are, indeed, some bit sophisticated. The thing is that some stories keep getting in my way

Like this one.

you left the key under the doormat? That is just asking for anyone to come and steal “£2million” [thats two-million-squigglies] in clothes.

Now i could see how you could argue that this is an elaborate attempt to catch the “Bling Ring Gang” but that would not explain why they got 5 grams of your cocaine.

Couldnt you have hid it under your bed with your porno mags?

Hope to hear from you soon,
long time fan,



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