dear Earthlings: im moving
Posted on: February 11, 2010
okay thats a lie; i moved around a week ago.
I didn’t mean to go without telling, i swear. I just got started on the new blog so fast that i didn’t see the time fly by.
I still like you guys…………….
……….a lot.
So please bear with me and come to my new blog,
thatsall,
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Bored to Death
Posted on: February 8, 2010
I told you! I told you! but you didn’t believe me , you wouldn’t believe me,
You can be bored to death
I found proof! Here
So there is indeed a correlation between boredom and well, death
It kinda makes sense too. I remember being in class with my teacher who was hired off Craigslist yapping away at nothing that would benefit me in anyway and I would be completely bored. So bored I wished I was dead.
Little did I know I was working towards that.
Should I be scared? I cant remember a single class where I was not bored. Should I see a doctor?
This cannot be so bad because if boredom affected us so much then my entire class/my entire school would be dieing. I am also sure we are not the only school.
There is an epidemic sweeping the nation; people are unaware of it & it is more widespread than smoking. The threat is called boredom.
So get up & do something; For the love of god your life is at stake.
(yes this baby is going to die [que the explosions])
Jesus this article was boring,
-Pocket
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I Love info-graphics and this is the first of many to come. It was on digg and its hella-Interesting.
This is a surprise to me that every few hours is the best time for something else, but I can never tell if info-graphics are precise.
They are cool though,
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Super-Bull
Posted on: February 8, 2010
Greetings,
Today is Super-bowl Sunday. The greatest unnecessary day of the year.
I never got sports in general, men watching men on men while keeping the thought that the concept is not the least bit ‘squirely’. Sports are a manly thing, that still puzzles me. You would think that people who sleep next-to posters of sweaty muscled tall men would take a second thought about their heterosexuality. I am the wierd one for having a picture of chicks with giant robots
(Chicks digg giant robots)
But I digress,
The super-bowl is a tradition, even in my family, and it is one of the rare holidays that actually brings families together. Its rare to actually have everyone at in the same place. this year they projected the super-bowl to have are around a hundred million viewers. That’s…..too much.
things you could do with 100 million viewers;
1) Raise Significant money for Haiti
2) Promote energy efficient products (couldnt find a pic of me hugging a tree)
3) MacGruber teaser
Im just saying you can do so much good with the whole world watching but meh,
My family does not have the regular super-bowl experience. We all used to gather around the TV and watch the commercials and put the game on mute. Commercials used to be amazing, I remember the original Budweiser frogs & the first Sega Dreamcast commercial; those really caught my eye. CGI is pretty.
Tonight I’m missing the super-bowl, and its not like I did not want to watch it; Its just that watching it requires me moving. Yes, I am that lazy and I can be in this society, because all the commercials are on YouTube right after they appear this year. Front Page.
Manly manly men watch manly manly men be manly with other manly men. One Hundred Million people obsessing over twenty men fight over a ball just makes me ponder.
I need a shower.
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Pro-Abortion
Posted on: February 7, 2010
I just wanted to clarify something
In class yesterday, “Social Inequality” class to be precise, we were discussing an article that talks about the correlation between Abortion and low crime rates.
Now one of the students asked the teacher (seriously) if this class was Pro-Abortion or not. Once again, he was serious.
“So are we,,, Pro-Abortion,,,or not?”
There is a small difference between Pro-Abortion and Pro-choice. I mean, I do agree, we should kill all humans spawn; but I do not think believe others will agree with me.
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60¢ IPAD
Posted on: February 7, 2010
Its a nice find, thats right, a paper IPAD. It’ll save you around 600 dollars but it has some setbacks; No USB, no multitasking, & no flash. It still looks gorgeous and eh, the real IPAD has none of those either so, be happy.
Some assembly required,
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Dear Paris Hilton. Mastermind.
Posted on: February 6, 2010
Now that is one sexy sandwich.
Dear Paris Hilton,
You are silly. I try to not think that you are stupid and I like to think that you are, indeed, some bit sophisticated. The thing is that some stories keep getting in my way
you left the key under the doormat? That is just asking for anyone to come and steal “£2million” [thats two-million-squigglies] in clothes.
Now i could see how you could argue that this is an elaborate attempt to catch the “Bling Ring Gang” but that would not explain why they got 5 grams of your cocaine.
Couldnt you have hid it under your bed with your porno mags?
Hope to hear from you soon,
long time fan,
-Pocket
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Private American Idol Parts
Posted on: February 5, 2010
American Idol wants Howard Stern to replace Simon Cowel
I wish this was a joke
before you know it Jerry Springer is going to replace all the judges at Dancing With The Stars
http://tvwatch.people.com/2010/02/05/poll-is-howard-stern-right-for-american-idol/
Just take a look.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/05/charlie-sheens-truck-goes-down-a-cliff/
I understand the thriss of stealing from celebrities, Especially paris hilton, but why steal the SUV? for the love of god theres a porsche in the driveway.
“but there wasn’t a porsche in the driveway”
So walk down the block. There must be one on that street.
I know, Im annoyed too. The sister of the ‘oh so very famous’ Miley Cyrus was said to have been starting a lingerie line.
(yes….this girl)
Naturally, the word had sweeped the internet and I made a wish list.
This is a interesting new low for the girl, I didnt know of her & I was starting to have interest until I found this.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/35223748
“its a lie”
A LIE? A LIE? THE INTERNET CANT LIE!
oh, it can
what do you think?
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